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 <title>Fucked up accident</title>
 <link>http://www.beasttalk.com/node/123</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Prepare for some ranting! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So - I was going to get some tea yesterday day at the office... I boil som water, find a glass cup (this is where it went wrong) and pours the water into the cup. I take the cup in my hand and 2 seconds later this STUPID cup literally EXPLODES in my hand! A large chunk of glass cuts my "fuck you" finger and blood pours down my hand and arm! I am panicked since I can't see how many fingers are hurt - and just to top it off the boiling water pours down the hand as well...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;... so - left hand: only 2 working fingers today. A large bandage and two fingers that are totally blistered and red :( *sucks*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lesson leaned: Never pour boiling water into a glass cup! Even if it's "designed" for it! :(&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2005 10:14:47 +0200</pubDate>
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 <title>Cooking 101 - continued</title>
 <link>http://www.beasttalk.com/node/87</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="/gfx/garlic.jpg" align="right"&gt; So - trying to do some cooking with garlic, tomatoes and some turkey. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As people might remember my &lt;a href="http://www.beasttalk.com/node/25" target_"blank"&gt;last try&lt;/a&gt; making dinner was less than successful!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3 large chunks of garlic didn't seem as much - but boy was I mistaken! I had to open my windows and today my voice is all gone and I smell of shit! :( &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mickey can verify that! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I found this strange story about &lt;a href="http://www.findbestiality.com/sexnews/Twins_for_panda_shown_sex_videos.html" target="_blank"&gt;a panda&lt;/a&gt; - didn't actually know that animals could see and enjoy porn movies? Is it all animals chat can do that? *wonders* ;) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you are looking for some &lt;a href="http://www.findbestiality.com/sites/Free_Sites.html" target="_blank"&gt;free bestiality&lt;/a&gt; then be sure to visit the &lt;a href="http://www.findbestiality.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Find Bestiality&lt;/a&gt; site.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some free pics can be found at &lt;a href="http://www.beastlover.com/free-bestiality.php" target="_blank"&gt;beastlover&lt;/a&gt; - be sure to visit every day!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2005 13:03:55 +0200</pubDate>
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 <title>Spring is here ... kind of ...</title>
 <link>http://www.beasttalk.com/node/85</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Hi all!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It's been a long tims since I have blogged but I have been busy with a lot of stuff ... first of all I have made some major upgrades on &lt;a href="http://www.beastforum.com/" target="_blank"&gt;beastforum&lt;/a&gt; for better security. If people experience problems logging in using the AOL browser then please change to either &lt;b&gt;Microsoft Internet Explorer&lt;/b&gt; or &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.getfirefox.com/"&gt;Firefox&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; - that should solve the problems :)&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 13:26:24 +0200</pubDate>
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 <title>Beaker's Interview from BeastForum</title>
 <link>http://www.beasttalk.com/node/81</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Last week I gave the users from &lt;a href="http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-58590.html" target="_blank"&gt;beastforum&lt;/a&gt; the opportunity to ask me anything.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have read through the questions and will try to give you guys and girls some answers :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Click on "read more" to get to the answers...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 11:45:38 +0200</pubDate>
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 <title>Finally Friday</title>
 <link>http://www.beasttalk.com/node/54</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Whooo what a week! A lot of strange and less-than-funny tasks ... but hey - not every working day can be fun right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A F***** up RAID decided to scramble the entire filesystem and a large forum - &lt;a href="http://sanctuary.yiffyhost.com/" target="_blank"&gt;The Furry Sanctuary&lt;/a&gt; was offline for some days :( I just hate when hardware doesn't act like its suppose to! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well - everything is running OK again and I hope that most data is back on track again :) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What's new on the beast front? &lt;a href="http://www.beastforum.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Beastforum&lt;/a&gt; had more than 60.000 users yesterday! And it's growing steady! :) It's nice to see that huge community and get an insight into peoples lifes :) Especially the &lt;a href="http://www.beastforum.com/showforum-10.html" target="_blank"&gt;Home Made Pictures and movies&lt;/a&gt; sections are HUGE! It's defenitly worth a visit ... :) You can get 10 free pics every day at &lt;a href="http://www.beastlover.com/free-bestiality.php" target="_blank"&gt;Beast Lover&lt;/a&gt; so be sure to pay them a visit as well :)&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 14:38:06 +0100</pubDate>
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 <title>Ring 2 and little people ...</title>
 <link>http://www.beasttalk.com/node/45</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;... so how come that when I finally go to see a decent movie (more about that later) the entire theater is FILLED with young people screaming and talking during the entire movie?! *christ* &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By "decent" I mean &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377109/" target="_blank"&gt;Ring 2&lt;/a&gt;. I thought that it would be better - so if you are looking for a good scary movie then go with the original Ring movie instead of the sequel.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:52:32 +0100</pubDate>
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 <title>Ouch - the pain ...</title>
 <link>http://www.beasttalk.com/node/29</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;So - smart as I am I visited the local tanning center *making gay gestures* thinking that some rays could do me some good ... It's important to get some sun during the winter months! I got a nice pink color and headed home ... no problem I thought - it will probably turn brown/tan color later ... BIG MISTAKE! ...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2005 12:29:44 +0100</pubDate>
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 <title>*christ* it's weekend and the TV is broken ...</title>
 <link>http://www.beasttalk.com/node/26</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;... or kind of broken! As Homer would say: "BE MORE FUNNY!" *pounds on tv set*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ok - it's weekend and there is NOTHING on the tv that is interesting! nothing at all! So I guess that I have to wait for the late hours and watch some crappy b-movies ;) Just love those old classics such as &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095989/" target="_blank"&gt;Return of the Killer Tomatoes!&lt;/a&gt; or some &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0345950/" target="_blank"&gt;cool cartoons&lt;/a&gt; ... &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And yes &lt;a href="http://www.beasttalk.com/blog/293" target="_blank"&gt;Mickey&lt;/a&gt; I &lt;b&gt;WILL&lt;/b&gt; give you all a resume on monday! I know you guys loves my vibrant and wild resumes of movies-that-were-not-suppose-to-be ;) *evil grin*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what's the alternative? Well ... I can recommend these sites:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our &lt;a href="http://www.zoosexual.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Beastiality Stories&lt;/a&gt; site is always worth a visit. This free bestiality site contains more than 600 free stories!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you like felines and big cats then you should check out the &lt;a href="http://catsgarden.xxxratedhost.com/" target="_blank"&gt;CatsGarden Story Archive&lt;/a&gt; - this site is made by a very cool member from &lt;a href="http://www.beastforum.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Beastforum&lt;/a&gt; called &lt;a href="http://www.beastforum.com/showuser-22386.html" target="_blank"&gt;Zakanfien&lt;/a&gt; - also worth a visit!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2005 21:07:38 +0100</pubDate>
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 <title>Cooking 101</title>
 <link>http://www.beasttalk.com/node/25</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Damn - it happend again! Placed some nice tomato soup on the stove and "was just going to check something out" on the internet while it was heating up ... Yes you guessed it - total melt down in the kitchen! I am still struggeling with the pot trying to get it clean! I must admit that forgetting a pot for 30+ minutes at maximum heat begs for disaster ... :( *crud*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some people are probably saying "get a smoke detector" - I have one of those but removed it the first time it went off (some tomatoes baking in the oven just a bit too long...) *sigh*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I defenitly need someone to cook for me?! :D *winks*&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2005 14:19:02 +0100</pubDate>
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